Um, excuse me Bliss chocolate commercial

thesymphonyoflaurske:

One square inch? That would imply that your chocolate is flat, or two dimensional. That is certainly not the case seeing as your chocolate is clearly three dimensional, which is measured in cubic units rather than square. A sixth grader could tell you that. Just sayin’.

What I didn’t yet understand was the importance of taste and timing. Books are like people. Some look deceptively attractive from a distance, some deceptively unappealing; some are easy company, some demand hard work that isn’t guaranteed to pay off. Some become friends and say friends for life. Some change in our absence — or perhaps it is we who change in theirs — and we meet up again only to find that we don’t get along any more.
Mark Haddon, The Right Words in the Right Order (via distantheartbeats)
So I got this book from the library,

and it’s pretty damn good. The thing is; I go through my books with a pen and a highlighter when I read them but I can’t do it with the stupid books from the library and it is just the most frustrating thing! Library, why you no let me violate your books?!

Messages To The Moon: Dear Autumn Girl, The icicles in my eyes melt to miracles every time...

messagestothemoon:

Dear Autumn Girl,

The icicles in my eyes melt to miracles every time you shed your skin. Change is beautiful and so you are everything beauty could ever be. Embers of life and sunsets spark in the glow of your hues, and I have been blue for far too long. You are the girl shaking angels in my snow…


collegehumor:

MIT Makes Ketchup Easier to Pour

Hot dog, that’s great innovation.

(Source: colleghumor.com)